How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.