How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.