What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!