What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men like paper cups?

They're disposable

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.