What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!