What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.