Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.