Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Wayne Jokes More Wayne Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.