Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.