How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)