What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Previous Random Joke Next

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.