What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.