What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.