What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!