Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"