Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah