Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"