Why did the chemist join the Pentecosta...

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.