What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese