What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese