What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !