What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator