What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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They don't like their vegetables.

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I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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He was a fungi.

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You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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Because she's dead.

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You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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Stop using Chex as a weapon!