Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

This thread :/

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew