Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
All of them.
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
because he has gnocchi
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Because it had too many threads.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
A "moderator", apparently.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Sewed him
Who sews in a barn
