Moderator Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the redditor say to the other redditor?

Yes.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

This thread :/