Moderator Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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Who was left?

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

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