How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!