How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.