How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?