How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.