Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

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Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.