Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.