Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON