What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!