What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen