What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.