What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.