What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Zombie Apocalypse Jokes More Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.