Wheel Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What does a whore call a bus load of men?

Meals on Wheels

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Big Deal Jokes More Big Deal Jokes

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.