Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Rock Chair Jokes More Rock Chair Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll