What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.