What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.