How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.