How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day