What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!