What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!