What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!