What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.