What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.