What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!