Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Both mature in a cellar.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.
Too many Tannens.
Wine gets better as it gets older
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
A: It depends on the age.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
White Infidel.
In the cabernet
Mooney.
Because slavery is illegal.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Kool-AIDs
Pounce...
A: Catch.
A Rastapartying
Because proper tea is theft!
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Imp-Patient!
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Zinfandels!!!!!!
Fridays.
He only got nailed once
