Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
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Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Both mature in a cellar.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.
Too many Tannens.
Wine gets better as it gets older
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None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
A: It depends on the age.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
White Infidel.
In the cabernet
Zinfandels!!!!!!
Because he couldn't find a date!
With a small loan of a million dollars.
About a couple thousand years.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Kool-AIDs
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
Allah-lcohol
Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
They have sects.
