What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)