What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.