What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)