What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine