Why can't Vader find a steady relations...

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.