What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.