Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Avogadro Number Jokes More Avogadro Number Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

6.022 Jokes More 6.022 Jokes

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Guac Jokes More Guac Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Guaca Mole Jokes More Guaca Mole Jokes

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What do you call 6.02x1023 avocados?

Guaca-mole

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!