What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE