What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE