What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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Diagon alley

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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A mole-ionaire.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.