When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Previous Random Joke Next
Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Chipotle Jokes More Chipotle Jokes

What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle?

free coli

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

Financial Advisor Jokes More Financial Advisor Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.