One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
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Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
Because she'll let it goooo
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
By the dandruff on her shoes.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Phil
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
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Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.