What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.