What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.