What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Phil Jokes More Phil Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.