What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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A slice of Pi.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.