A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Jesus died on the cross
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
