What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.