What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"