Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.