Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.