Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration