What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.