What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.