How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded