How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded