How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.