What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.