What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour