What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail