What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.