What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Highschool Jokes More Highschool Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss